Whoa, so as stupid it is to believe our fates are somehow controlled by the movement of the planets and moons and whatever, horoscopes have this scary tendency to be true to your life.
From Cosmo June 2009 issue: Quit wasting time on your hot-and-cold ex. A much better match appears near the 19th.
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What the hell?! How did they know I keep wasting time on my ex-boyfriend Paul?! (who is hot-and-cold, and who I've recently realized is pretty lame so I should stop sitting around hoping he'll magically turn into this awesome guy I imagine him to be and actually devote my efforts to looking for someone new.)
From the magazine you get when you go to Famous Players: "Remember that lemon life recently handed you? Squeeze it now, and make a great batch of lemonade."
Wow. So maybe I'm not totally crazy and desperate for making a Lavalife account...hmmmm.
Photos of my mom's garden (thanks Rachael for the idea, if you're reading this!) to be up as soon as I take them.
I need a damn job.
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